For Immediate Release
April 17 2025, Mar-A-Lago, Florida- The Trump Organization today announced the introduction of its latest Trump-branded merchandise product, and in the first day of sales at the on-line Trump Store, it has already become one of America’s greatest, and best-selling casual footwear products; The Trump Flip-Flops.
Designed in America, (but made somewhere else), the Trump Flip-Flops are ideal for the beach, lounging by the pool at your favorite country club (including Mar-A-Lago), and is the perfect footwear for those Great Americans who are mining clean coal in Appalachia.
In announcing the lauch of this new product, President Trump stated, “These flip-flops will never sink, even if the stock market does!”
According to President Trump’s White House spokesperson Karin Leavitt, “We are all wearing these fantastic, and uniquely comfortable casual sandles. Those who don’t wear them will be barred from any White House or Mar-A-Lago events, and US Attorney General Pam Bondi will be prosecuting anyone who shows up to meet the President if they are not properly attired with the Trump Flip-Flop footwear”
When asked where the Flip-Flops are manufactured, Leavitt stated, “It’s nobody’s business where they are made, they were designed in America!” When asked if the footwear will be subjected to Trump’s new global tariff policy, Leavitt stated, “Of course there will be an exemption on this product!
Leavitt added, President Trump’s trade policies, which are being advanced by Commerce Secretary Howard Butt Lick Lutnick, are designed to be fair to those who support us!”
When further asked about the warning label on the back of each flip-flop that reads “Do Not Lick: This Product Might Cause Foot-In-Mouth Disease”, Leavitt stated “You must have purchased an authorized ‘knock-off’ on the Dark Web, and one that was obviously made in China! After all, nobody is licking the President’s feet, or his flip-flops!”
The Trump Flip-Flops come with a 15-second guarantee, and those using Trump Meme Coin $TRUMP to purchase a pair will receive a 10% discount on one flip-flop.