Just when you thought you’ve seen and heard everything, The Trump Organization announced today the formation of Women’s Mudwrestling Entertainment (“WMRE”), a “one of a kind” international sports league that expects to sell up to 10 franchises for $5 billion each.
The announcement from White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt stated “Team USA has already been formed and is funded by Trump family members and “Friends of the President.” According to Leavitt, “some of the Trump family members are using a portion of the profits they’ve recently made from their holdings in the Trump meme coin $TRUMP to finance team headquarters, training facilities, and corporate staffing.”
In a separate statement, President Trump confirmed that Linda McMahon, the former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc., and the current U.S. Secretary of Education will be serving as the Chairwoman of WMRE. “Linda knows more about wrestling entertainment than anybody on the planet, and I know she will make this the GREATEST and BIGGEST Sports League in the entire world of sports!”, said Trump.
He added, “I’ve appointed my daughter Tiffany’s father-in-law and my special Middle East advisor, Massad Boulos to work with my Steve Witkoff, my United States Special Envoy to the Middle East to finalize deals to sell franchises in U.A.E., Saudi Arabia, and Qatar. We’re going to make GREAT DEALS that will allow those franchise owners to buy in at $5billion each.”